Passive Aggressive Gifts For Your Narcissistic Mother

You know how it is. You have to get your mother a gift or there'll be sulks and tears, but it sticks in your throat to do it.

How about this for a solution?

Get her a gift that is passive-aggressive to its core! A gift that she will think is lovely but, you'll know the truth! And can snigger quietly to yourself.

With narcissistic mothers, we take our victories where we find them 😀

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Gifts For Your Narcissistic Mom

"Forever Young"

This mug with its pretty background is sure to appeal to your narcissistic mom with its message that she's forever young.
Only you will know you're referring to the fact that she is The Eternal Toddler! 

"Forever Young"

This mug is sure to appeal to your narcissistic mom with its message that she's forever young.

Only you will know you're referring to the fact that she is The Eternal Toddler! 

 

"Coming First"

This mug with its message that your mom always comes first is sure to appeal to her. She won't realize you're just stating a reality of how she lives her life, and she'll certainly never notice the implied criticism in that statement.

"My Best Mom Award"

This mug with its message that your mother is the winner of your 'My Best Mom' award will please her mightily, as long as she doesn't realize she's your only mother and there wasn't any competition.

"You Are Legend"

This mug, with its message that your Mom is legend, will please her mightily, not realising that lots of bad things are legend too: Medusa, The Gorgon, Dragons, Monsters, Narcissistic Mothers.

"Nobody Does It Better"

This mug with its message that "nobody does it better" will please her mightily, but of course, you haven't said what 'it' is that she does so well. But you know. 😉

"Mom Like You"

This mug, with its message that nobody can be a mom like her, will please her mightily, but you'll know you didn't mean it as a compliment.



"Mom Checklist"

This mug, with its seemingly complimentary checklist, will delight your mother. You, however, will know that unique isn't necessarily a compliment, that she's devoted only to herself, and that by vivacious you mean she never shuts up.

"My Wish For You"

This mug, with its seemingly loving wish, will delight your Mom. You, however, know exactly what she really deserves.



Gifts For Your Narcissistic Mum

"Forever Young"

This mug with its pretty background is sure to appeal to your narcissistic mom with its message that she's forever young.
Only you will know you're referring to the fact that she is The Eternal Toddler! 

"Forever Young"

This mug is sure to appeal to your narcissistic mom with its message that she's forever young.

Only you will know you're referring to the fact that she is The Eternal Toddler! 

 

"Coming First"

This mug with its message that your mom always comes first is sure to appeal to her. She won't realize you're just stating a reality of how she lives her life, and she'll certainly never notice the implied criticism in that statement.

"My Best Mum Award"

This mug with its message that your mother is the winner of your 'My Best Mum' award will please her mightily, as long as she doesn't realize she's your only mother and there wasn't any competition.

"You Are Legend"

This mug with its message that your mother is legend will please her mightily, not realising that lots of bad things are legend too: Medusa, The Gorgon, Dragons, Monsters, Narcissistic Mothers.

"Nobody Does It Better"

This mug with its message that "nobody does it better" will please her mightily, but of course, you haven't said what 'it' is that she does so well. But you know exactly. 😉

"Mother Like You"

This mug, with its message that nobody can be a mom like her, will please her mightily, but you'll know you didn't mean it as a compliment.



"Mother Checklist"

This mug, with its seemingly complimentary checklist, will delight your mother. You, however, will know that unique isn't necessarily a compliment, that she's devoted only to herself, and that by vivacious you mean she never shuts up.

"My Wish For You"

This mug, with its seemingly loving wish, will delight your Mom. You, however, know exactly what she really deserves.